Lacrosse is a contact sport that involves two different teams using the lacrosse sticks to try and shoot the lacrosse ball in the other team’s goalpost.
While this is a popular sport in North America, lots of people have one to two questions they would like to ask a Lacrosse player. Most of them circle normal questions about coordination, how to play, etc, however, I have come across extremely hilarious questions people have asked or would like to ask lacrosse boys and I thought to share.
Well, if you run on sarcasm and coffee, and are ready to unleash that positive energy around you, then this article is for you. Are you ready to have a great laugh or to upgrade your sense of humor about lacrosse boys? Here we go!
Have You Ever Been Tagged A Dirty Defenseman?
What’s the idea behind being a dirty defenseman? Aside from hockey and rugby, lacrosse is a very active contact sport that requires hitting with the body and sticks to be able to score.
The term “dirty” in this question is used literally to mean a person defending the goalpost of his team, but when used sarcastically, it can mean lots of naughty things. Asking this question to a baseball player who shares your sense of humor will make your day.
- “Have you ever been tagged a dirty defenseman?”
- “If you are referring to every meaning of the word, then yes.”
Is It True That Lacrosse Sports Is Like A Soccer Baby?
Lacrosse sport is mostly associated with hockey and rugby, but because the ball is used to play, soccer is viewed as its parent sport. This is not factual information but merely an inside joke for baseball players.
- “Is it true that lacrosse sports is like a soccer baby?”
- “Yup, and soccer is a worthy parent.”
Do You Think Every Time You’re Hit During A Game You Experience A Brain Resetting?
Since lacrosse is considered violent to some extent, some players have been known to hit another player so hard that for a moment the other player momentarily sees stars, so it’s more suitable for a player that has been hit before.
- “Do you think every time you’re hit during a game you experience a brain resetting?”
- “Lol. Every player that has been hit experiences this.”
What’s The Creepiest Thing Your Teammates Have Ever Done To You?
Some teammates have very weird habits and can be creative in craftiness, so it will be hilarious to hear some creepy acts that teammates have done or creepy things that have said.
- “What’s the creepiest thing your teammates have ever done to you?”
- “Well, are you ready for some laughs?”
If You Were The Coach For A Day, What Wicked Training Workout Would You Ask Your Teammates To Do?
A good coach drills their team members so hard to make them the best, but sometimes they go the extra mile. A mischievous person will have some tedious training ideas up his sleeves for his teammates.
- “If you were the coach for a day…”
- “Yeah?”
- “…what wicked training workout would you ask your teammates to do?”
If I Were To Conduct An Exorcism On You, Which Previous Lacrosse Team Legend Would You Wish Possessed You?
Everybody has someone that they admire and look up to. For a lacrosse player, it may be a legend in the lacrosse sport that motivated them to pursue the sport. This question is a funny way to find out the legend they hold in high esteem.
- “If I were to conduct an exorcism on you”
- “Okay?”
- “…which previous lacrosse team legend would you wish possessed you?”
What’s The Weirdest Nickname A Lacrosse Teammate Ever Answered?
Whether in high school, college, at the office, or in a team, most people earn nicknames based on a particular character that they exhibit or something memorable that they did.
Asking about the weirdest nickname one of their teammates has ever answered will likely crack you up cause it’s something you never expected.
- “What’s the weirdest nickname a lacrosse teammate ever answered?”
- *Laughs in remembrance*
If You Try Impressing Your Crush With Your Lacrosse Skills And End Up Hitting Her So Hard, What Would Be Your Next Move?
Imagine crushing on a girl so hard and trying to do everything to impress her, then you invite her to a game so that she can watch you display your amazing skills only to have the stick fly from your hand and land on her so hard. Oh my!
Or in an attempt to raise the stick for the right hit, you end up hitting her? Some people may be asking if that is possible since there is a protective platform that protects guests from players, but what if the person is not straight and his crush is playing alongside him? Shrugs in indifference.
- “If you try impressing your crush with your lacrosse skills and end up hitting her so hard, what would be your next move?”
- “To allow the ground to open up and swallow me.”
Have You Ever Hit The Lacrosse Ball So Hard To Score A Goal And It Ended Up Hitting One Of The Players Where The Sun Does Not Shine?
A common accident that happens during a lacrosse game is hitting each other at very sensitive places (if you know what I mean). Imagine hitting the ball so hard, but it ends up on your opponent’s body (where the sun does not shine). Aargh!
Of course, there will be shouts of ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’ with most people’s faces cringing in the imagination of how painful that might have been, but the person feeling the most pain is the unlucky player who has been hit.
- “Have you ever hit the lacrosse ball so hard to score a goal and it ended up hitting one of the players where the sun does not shine?”
- “Oh, I can imagine how painful it will be.”
What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You During A Game But Later Favoured You?
If you have ever had something embarrassing happen to you during a game, it’s nothing to be ashamed of, especially if it later worked out for you. However, sharing it might make others laugh extremely hard hence the question.
Examples of embarrassing things that can happen to a player – having their shorts tear, being hit in a sensitive part, having an open goal but being unable to score, etc.
- “What’s the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you during a game but later favored you?”
- “Oh my God, it’s so embarrassing. I don’t know if I can share.”
Is It True That The Lacrosse Game Is Just About Beating People With A Stick?
The Lacrosse game may seem violent, but it’s not all about hitting each other. Because the former view is the misconception that lots of people have, asking this question will make the lacrosse player laugh, but it’s also an opportunity to correct a falsehood.
When a person who has never witnessed a lacrosse game watches it for the first time, they are likely to assume that it is all about beating the other opponent up.
- Is it true that the lacrosse game is just about beating people with a stick?”
- Laughs in disbelief. No, no, that’s not true. It’s more than that.
You Guys Have Never Won A Game; Is It Because You Can’t String Three W’s Together?
Not being able to string three together is an inside lacrosse joke that only a seasoned player will understand. It is mostly used to mock a team or a player that has a reputation of constant loss or that has never won a game.
This question is a lowkey shady way to mock a lacrosse team that loses every single game. There are multiple reasons for such constant failure, but claiming that they cannot string threes together is where the humor comes in.
- “You guys have never won a game”
- “Ugh. Don’t remind me.”
- “…is it because you can’t string three W’s together?”
Lacrosse Players Don’t Listen To Music Anymore, Is It Because You Broke The Record?
This question is quite sarcastic and uses puns to symbolize humor. It begins with a false statement at first because definitely, you can’t say that lacrosse players do not listen to music anymore.
Then followed by the hilarious reason why you came to the conclusion that you did – they broke the record. The literal meaning of this is that they broke the black circular record usually inserted in a recorder to play.
Figuratively, it means that they achieved what no one other team has.
- “Lacrosse players don’t listen to music anymore”
- “Expresses confusion. Really?!”
- “…is it because you broke the record?”
Do You Guys Refer To Your Opponents As Pigs Because They Always Hog The Ball?
The verb ‘hog’ while referring to a person who loves to hold on to things and not let go is also used to describe a pig. So, if a player exhibits the habit of always holding on to the ball and rarely passing it to anyone, he can get nicknamed ‘a pig’.
In this scenario, one’s opponents will always hold onto the ball cause they don’t want the other team to win, does it then mean that they’re pigs? Lol.
- “Do you guys refer to your opponents as pigs because they always hog the ball?”
- “Lol. I’ve never thought about it that way.”
You Guys Were Beaten Today For The First Time, Does It Now Make You Guys Scrambled Eggs?
Imagine not being used to losing, this will be a very hilarious question to use and mock lacrosse players whose team has just recently lost. It implies that an egg is first beaten and then fried, and that is exactly what happened to them.
First, they were beaten during the game (which means they lost), and they have probably been mocked multiple times (this is where the frying comes in).
- “You guys were beaten today for the first time.”
- “Lol. Laugh as much as you want.”
Did Your Parents Support You When You Started?
Not everybody had the luxury of having their parents support their dreams. When you see someone who made it in a field, people like to ask if their parents were in support of their dreams. You may just be motivating someone by telling them about your back story.
- “You seem so successful at this, did your parents support you when you started?”
Which Teammate Are You Closest With?
Usually, in sports, players do have teammates they are closest with and it is not any different with Lacrosse boys. It is not a bad idea to know who your favorite Lacrosse player is closest with. You can go ahead to ask who his closest friends are.
- “I would like to know, which teammate are you closest with?”
What Is Your Most Expensive Purchase Since You Started Playing This Sport
Some professional Lacrosse players tend to be wealthy due to their salary, while some are not as wealthy. You may want to be stylish in asking this question because not every player likes to talk about their finances.
- “I see that you are wealthy, what is your most expensive purchase since you started this sport?”
Have You Ever Played The Game With 8 Players Instead Of 10?
The game of Lacrosse is usually played with 10 players each, now it feels weird asking a lacrosse player if he has ever played with 8 players on the field. This is a funny question to ask Lacrosse boys.
- “I am aware that 10 players play the Lacrosse sport, but have you ever played with 8 players?”
What Do You See Yourself Doing Aside from Playing This Game
Asking this question is a way of digging into the thoughts of the players, you want to know what other plans he has aside from playing Lacrosse sports. It sounds funny to ask this type of question, you will get an answer if the player does not mind answering such a question.
- “When you retire, what do you see yourself doing aside from playing this sport?”
To End With,
For every beginning, there is an end and a time to laugh in between. If you are ever in a school or community where the sport is played, you can use one of the above humorous questions on the players to get them laughing.
It could be a key to spark a conversation and build friendships with lacrosse players. So, aside from getting someone laughing, you can use humor to build great friendships.
