Being called a munch can be a bit derogatory. On the one hand, it’s a less-than-desirable nickname. But on the other hand, it can be an avenue to show your comedic and witty side and turn a potentially awkward situation into a hilarious banter. So relax, don’t fret If you find yourself being labeled a “munch,” This isn’t the time to put yourself on a snack-sized island. Instead, it is the time to embrace that witty side of yours and unleash creativity on them.
In this article, I have gathered 20 witty and hilarious responses to being called a munch. This list is your arsenal of 20 hilarious responses guaranteed to turn the tables on anyone who dares to call you a munch. Also, I compiled the list based on the situation and relationship you have with the person. This article will explain when and how to use these hilarious responses.
Ready? Let’s get started!
Thanks For The Compliment, But I’m Not A Snack, I’m A Three-Course Meal.
If a stranger calls you a munch, funnily reply to them by saying: “Thanks for the compliment, but I’m not a snack, I’m a three-course meal.” By saying this you are implying I’m a figurative manner that they made a quality deficiency error in your personality; that you are way better than a munch. They should scratch that, you are a delicacy!
A munch? Is that the best you can do? I’ve been called worse by blockheads like you.
Give them the I-care-less-about-what-you-call-me response. When someone calls you a munch, look at them, spread your arms, and say: “A munch? Is that the best you can do? I’ve been called worse by blockheads like you.” By doing this, you have not only portrayed them as someone who cares less about people’s POV but you have also, cleverly, thrown back their insults at them. Calling them blockheads is enough to send them to sleep even though it is not bedtime.
Munch? Like Edvard Munch’s ‘The Scream?’ Is That Supposed To Be A Compliment? I Do Have Excellent Taste In Art.
Give them a playful confusion. This response is activated to make them feel lost in the process of being ridiculed by you. You know their target was to make fun of you but you cleverly interpreted it as a nice compliment. It would surely sting them that they couldn’t achieve the aim of mocking you because they ended up being caught in the game.
Munch? That’s My Middle Name! My First Name’s “Gotta Have” And My Last Name’s ‘another Bite.
Embrace the joke and give them a crafty retort. That’s my middle name! First name’s ‘Gotta Have’ and last name’s “Another Bite” is a funny response that will make everyone laugh.
Hey, A Body Gotta Run On Something! Besides, the Champions Gotta Eat!
Assuming you are in the gym with your gym buddies and one of them just called you a munch, “Hey, a body gotta run on something! Besides, champions gotta eat” is an apt response to give them. This will tickle everyone and make them laugh.
You Think That’s Munching?
This time around use the reverse psychology strategy to make them have second doubts and even reconsider their statements. When your gym buddies say you look like a munch, flex a little muscle and say, “You think that’s munching? I bet you those guys are going to be choking on their laughter.
Munch? More Like A Connoisseur Of Culinary Delights! I Have A Refined Palate, Thank You Very Much.
Make them realize you are way bigger than what they call you. When your colleague tells you that you are looking like a munch, tell them you look way better than a munch; and that you are a culinary delight. This is what I call playing the bigger person in a word banter.
Oh Yeah, I’m A Total Munch. I Should Probably Get A Participation Trophy For Snacking.
Agree to be a munch sarcastically to give a deadpan delivery. When your neighbor calls you a munch he expects you to reject the word immediately but shocks them by agreeing to being a munch then gives them a response that slaps. “Oh yeah, I’m a total munch. I should probably get a participation trophy for snacking” is one of the responses to use.
Jealousy’s A Dish Best Served With A Side Of Chips, My Friend.
You don’t even need to stop your friend from calling you a munch instead tag them as jealous beings. Saying they are jealous of your looks, physique, and personality will hit them more and make them blame themselves for calling you a Munch in the first place.
Maybe If You Weren’t So Busy Judging, You Could Join The Feast!
A counterattack but in a friendly way is another good strike to unleash on your colleague who just called you a munch. This is more interesting and effective than exchanging words with them because using the above lines can make them speechless for a few minutes.
Munching Is My Superpower. Deal With It.
One of your buddies who has a loose mouth just called you a munch? Just strike a superhero pose, smile, and say “Munching is my superpower. Deal with it.” This is a very humorous and crafty response that indicates how stern you can be most times.
At Least I’m Getting My Daily Dose Of Happiness. What About You?
This is a quick retort to give someone who calls you a munch. It’s a gentle way of cutting them off, getting your self-respect without offending them. Whoever you told “At least I’m getting my daily dose of happiness. What about you?” knows better than to avoid you or never make such jokes with you next time.
Don’t Tempt Fate! Every Time Someone Calls Me A Munch, The Snack Gods Send Me Even More Delicious Treats.
If you want to be funny and still be frank at the same time, the next time someone calls you a munch, feign a serious look and say: “Don’t tempt fate! Every time someone calls me a munch, the snack gods send me even more delicious treats. You wouldn’t want to be responsible for that, would you?”
This will draw a smile on their faces and at the same time portray to them that you are not comfortable with the words they described you with.
Munch? Excuse Me, I Believe The Proper Term Is ‘consistently Maintaining Optimal Blood Sugar Levels For Peak Performance
Here is a good response to give if the person who calls you a munch is on the medical line. “Munch? Excuse me, I believe the proper term is ‘consistently maintaining optimal blood sugar levels for peak performance” It is simply in lay words that you’re far better than the munch you were classified as.
Well, I May Be A Munch, But At Least I’m Not A Crouton.
Don’t give them breathing space when they call you a munch. Give them a funny yet quick retort to disapprove of them calling you a munch. This is a polite way of establishing your self-respect.
A Munch? Wow, You’re Grasping At Straws For Insults.
Another funny response to use when someone calls you a munch is “A munch? Wow, you’re grasping at straws for insults.” By using this response you are indirectly giving them a strict warning not to use that word on you again hence the outcome might not be pleasant. Thus, you have tried to caution them in a friendly way.
Well, I May Be A Munch, But At Least I’m Not The One With A One-Track Mind.
“Well, I may be a munch, but at least I’m not the one with a one-track mind” is another sarcastic comment to make when someone calls you a munch. This is a funny response that will sting them slightly.
Well, If I’m A Munch, Then You Must Be A Party Pooper
There is no offense in using humor to highlight their flaws if they try to make jest of you by calling you a munch. “Well, if I’m a munch, then you must be a party pooper” is a funny line to poke fun at them in such a way that will leave them numb for some minutes.
Why Thank You! I’m So Flattered You Think I’m A Tasty Treat.
“Why thank you! I’m so flattered you think I’m a tasty treat” This is a good dose of humor and sarcasm to downplay the effect of their mockery and intimidation. Agreeing to be a munch is a shocking and contrary reaction they would never expect from you because they believe that you would object to it.
Saying that you are so flattered they think you are a tasty treat will obliterate every form of confidence in them and even elevate you to the status of a wit lord.
Thanks For The Munch Comment, But I’m Not Sure If It’s Worth The Calories.
“Thanks for the munch comment, but I’m not sure if it’s worth the calories” is another funny yet savage response to give when someone calls you a munch. By using this statement, you are cleverly denouncing their vulnerable perception of you, and outsmarting them by saying they are the ones with low IQ.
Footnote
Being called a munch doesn’t have to be a negative experience. With these witty responses, you can turn a potentially awkward situation into a lighthearted exchange. After all, laughter is the best medicine, and it’s a great way to diffuse any tension or awkwardness. So the next time someone calls you a munch, just remember to keep your chin up, and your sense of humor high, and make judicious use of the list above.
