Do we have something nice to say to ‘Tuesday’? Yeah, we do. Like every other day of the week, Tuesday represents a day filled with energy and action. This is because most people have gotten over the dread of having to work on Monday, and by Tuesday they are ready to take the week by storm.
Also, the hangover from Sunday night might have won off on Monday and people are more agile and active on Tuesday. So, when someone wishes you a Happy Tuesday, what sweet response do you give to such a thoughtful wish?
Well, for the next 100 Tuesdays, we are going to make sure that you don’t lack the perfect response to the wish ‘Happy Tuesday” as we are going to be listing 100 sweet responses to “Happy Tuesday.”
100 Sweet Responses to “Happy Tuesday”
- On Tuesdays, I give my 30% at work so that when I spread the percentage through the week, it equals 100%
- There’s nothing happy about Tuesday because it’s still much like Monday except that it wears steel-toed boots and has a slightly lower aim.
- I wonder if Monday was removed from the days of the week, whether Tuesday would be a worthy replacement cause they are so similar we can rarely tell the difference.
- Oh boy, what have you done this Tuesday? You are like a walking Tuesday time bomb, always coming up with something mischievous on a Tuesday!
- The whole team is going for Taco Tuesdays because something weird always happens that gives everyone something to Taco about.
- I always do something that gets me grounded on a Tuesday, it’s as if I’m supposed to Tuesday grounded.
- Yup, the only day that shares something in common with scrambled eggs, except that it beats you up and scrambles your whole week for you.
- Everyone wonders how Sunday became the first day of the week because when the days of the week had a contest, Tuesday didn’t stand a chance, after all, he was a weak-day.
- You see me crying and you are wishing me a happy Tuesday, you don’t know I just lost a nacho, it told me that it is nacho friend anymore.
- Tuesday is the perfect shadow for Monday. Since everyone already hates Monday, they can easily blame it for everything that goes wrong for anyone.
- Practically everyone I know loves the sound of a Happy Tuesday more than a Happy Monday because it shows we are taking a step toward the weekend.
- Tuesday is the day of the week for Tea with jam and bread, but my children hate tea on Tuesday and any other day – the story of my life.
- What’s happy about the day that takes after Monday? You may not be the culprit, but standing beside the culprit makes you a party to the crime.
- Monday is introverted and has no friends, but Tuesday has friends and can’t spend time with them ‘cause it can never see the weekend from there.
- The best day and place to give someone advice is on a Tuesday in the bathroom, ‘cause that’s the best time for it to sink in.
- Aside from Tuesday, 22nd of February, we’ve not had another palindrome in any year. I guess Tuesday took the Two’s day full of 22/2/22 and seized the rest.
- You can’t use any seals that say ‘Tuesdays are the best’ because the only seals available are the seals of approval and Tuesday has not been approved.
- Every egg lover is terrified of the day after Tuesday because it is Humpty Day and they are always egg-hosted of their eggs getting broken by the Humpty-Dumpty.
- A happy Tuesday indeed, just saw my neighbors walking barefoot all over my garden, and when I questioned why they were destroying my carrots and vegetables, they claimed that it was Toes-day.
- I learned a new trick on how to keep my life around on Tuesdays. If the alarm threatens to destroy those dreams, I’ll just hit the snooze button.
- I fall sick on Tuesdays, but I have great friends who have 911 on speed dial and they always assure us that Friday is on its way.
- Tuesday is considered a whore by most people because you always have to pass through Twos-day to get to Wednesday every single time.
- My constant and unrepentant habit of showing up to work late on Tuesdays has made my boss use me as a bad example to illustrate that good employees are quite hard to find especially on weak-days.
- My mum does not like sending my dad to the grocery store on Tuesdays ‘cause he will always insist that she goes with him, after all, it is Twosday.
- I don’t know if there is anything that will ever make Tuesday better. Monday has poisoned it so much that we are not sure its reputation will ever be remedied.
- My neighbor is naturally a gossip, but it is so much worse on a Tuesday. I think it’s because it is called Tells-day, so she has to tell it all.
- Nobody wants to be left out on a Taco Tuesday, however, whenever they do, they just go over to Dunkin Donuts cause at least it has fillings too.
- Nobody ever has a clean Tuesday because there is only one way that can be possible – if your weekend is cluttered instead.
- My parents always celebrate Tuesdays for me ‘cause I was born on a Tuesday and chewed my first solid on a Tuesday too – they call it ‘the Chewsday.’
- Tuesdays are the best days to give motivation ‘cause you get to remind people that there is someone out there who is thinking about them too so they are not lonely – it’s called a Toos-day.
- Our parents never drove us to school on Tuesdays ‘cause they believed that that was the perfect Tuesday “to-use-da” school bus and gave them a break.
- I support that funeral services be held on Tuesday mornings. I mean why choose any other day when we can have Tuesday mourning? It murders the joy out of the week, what more can it do?
- I guess Tuesday will forever be my daughter’s favorite day of the week, I don’t even know how possible that is, maybe because she gets to wear her Tu Tu for Tuesday ballerina.
- Where I come from, Tuesday is associated with good fortune but I’m yet to experience whatever good fortune that is being spread around though. Just a busy office, overbearing boss, and little pay since I became an adult.
- While you find this Tuesday to be a happy one, where I come from, it is associated with bad luck, so I can’t share in your happiness. Our idea of bad luck is having to break our backs to get bread yet having nothing to show for it.
- Most people think that it is hard to like such a difficult day like Tuesday, but once you remember that it is farthest to the next Monday, your animosity towards it will reduce drastically.
- I have a trick to make you love Tuesday a lot more. It has similar characteristics to the stress ball that you love so much, it’s less busy than a Monday.
- The first thing I do when I wake up is to say my daily affirmations like a prayer and then amidst my angst for the day’s work, I remind myself that at least I made it through another Monday.
- When anyone at the office has a bad day on Monday, they always come to work on Tuesdays looking grumpy and we ask them if the “pre-existing” condition persists.
- Since I started my diet, I’ve maintained a certain routine which is vegetable salad on a Monday and fruit juice on a Tossed-Day. I have not noticed any change yet, I guess I should add a bit of bread and pizza here and there.
- Whenever Valentine’s Day falls on a Tuesday, we call it a Twos-day or a Boo’s-Day ‘cause that’s when everyone celebrates their other half. Nevertheless, for singles like us, we call it the Ones-day or our day to feel oppressed.
- My colleague pulled a bold one at the office last Tuesday, my boss told her to have a great day and she walked out of the office and didn’t return. Although a hero, we don’t know her fate at the moment.
- Oh yeah, my favorite day ‘cause I get to watch all my favorite crime shows and see how the Sherlock Holmes of the world solves the most mysterious crimes on Clues-day.
- Learned this lesson from my friend’s mistake – the worst day to ever get on the bad side of a Lawyer is on a Sues-day, well, unless you want to lose it all.
- My boss has this weird ritual he does every Tuesday at work. He goes round and gives each person mints, he then says that it is an encourage-mint because we’ve taken one step to the weekend.
- We spent the whole day looking for Lipton at work, it was Teas-day and he was supposed to set the tea table at the launch room. Now, we have to ask Cookies to beg his baked friends to save the day and turn it into a Chew-day instead.
- Oh, we christened Tuesday and changed its name to snooze-day, cause most of us get worn out from Monday’s work and forget to set our alarms for the next work day.
- We heard that Tuesday has been complaining that most people confuse it for a Monday, but they look so much alike that you can barely tell the difference. This is why you should not twin with such a troublesome day, you will get blamed for everything the evil twin does wrong.
- My dad loves playing golf with his friends on Tuesdays. Every evening, he’d always bounce down the stairs saying, “Oh it’s Tees-day! Time for some golf.”
- Our boss finally listened to our plea for a break and took us to a Mexican restaurant on a Tuesday night. He kept saying, “It’s mocha average Taco Tuesday cause I’m the one sponsoring.”
- During every Tuesday morning prayer at home, my dad would thank the good Lord that we still have our heads on our necks, and right after he would say that it’s time to be-headed to work.
- My dad had a judge friend who always loved to have his court sit on Tuesdays cause he believed that it was Truths-Day, and people would rarely lie in his court.
- I had a bad Taco Tuesday habit and I don’t want to set a bad example for my children. They can’t grow up thinking that they can have Tacos every weak day like I did.
- Last Tuesday, I was embedded in a statue in honor of an event that is going to be held this Tuesday, so we themed the event “Sta-Tues-Day.” My colleagues couldn’t wait to tease me all through the event and even after at the office.
- I pissed my five-year-old off this morning. Forget that today was pancake Tuesday, like it crepe’d up on me. Well, they will just stick with oatmeal unless they are prepared to do a quick run to the grocery store and prepare it themselves.
- There’s a fact that I find quite weird – it says that babies are more likely to be born on Tuesdays and I wonder if it’s because adults are born again on other days.
- Nobody ever plans a surprise party on a Tuesday because it follows Monday, so you can’t hide or sneak up on anyone on that day. It is such an obvious day I’m sure it wished that it was not beside another obvious one.
- Nobody tells a joke on a Monday or a Tuesday (not even a comedian), ‘cause they’re too weak to laugh at those days. Besides, everyone is too busy with making a living to even consider anything funny.
- We asked the potato why it chose Chews-day as its best day, and he responded that it hates Fry-day. I can’t just overlook the irony of not wanting to be fried but being willing to be eaten.
- We were celebrating at the office today that we had just taken a step towards the weekend, but the workload we had to handle reminded us that our week was just beginning.
- With the amount of chicken we eat on Tuesdays, I’m sure that the chickens have nicknamed our house the ‘choose-day’ home, cause we always choose them for dinner.
- A wise philosopher once said that everyone will have their time to shine. Just look at Taco Tuesday, it shines bright and bright every Tuesday – that philosopher is me.
- In the spirit of being kind and helping the hopeless, I decided to take in a stray cat on a Tuesday night, now it is purr-sistent about not leaving. So typical of Tuesday, you stretch out a little hand to help it out, it bites the hand that fed it and becomes a thorn in your flesh.
- I hate Tuesdays because they feel like my worst subject (Math) – they add to the week, but take away the joy from it. I wish they could be more like Science, my favorite subject then it can only exist if it is proved to be right or useful.
- We don’t watch horror movies or tell ghost stories in our house on Tuesday ‘cause my Mum believes that it is Boo-sday, the day of the ghosts! She’d sprinkle holy water and perform deliverance on anyone caught doing that.
- The oldest man in our street died of cold on a Tuesday. He was so blue on his deathbed that when we came for his candlelight ceremony, we called it a Blues-day. Since then, whenever we have a wake keep on a Tuesday, we simply say that we are going for Blues-day.
- As far as Tuesday is concerned, it will forever have lovers and haters ‘cause it is in between the most hated day of the week and other days of the week. That’s the price of being a celebrity though, you easily get criticized.
- To all my pessimistic friends, you need to pick a lesson from Tuesdays. It’s always optimistic because it never ends, so while it may be hated this week, it still has next week to make a difference.
- Some people believe that you can share secrets with Tuesdays because it is far from weekend gossip, while some people believe that secrets are better kept away from Tuesday because it always spills the Tea – this is not about Tuesday.
- Wishing you the same darling, ensure you build your snowman today, waiting till the weekend will meet you on a Sun-day and we all know that the sun is capable of.
- Yo! They told me that a store was having sales and I ran there excitedly, only to discover that it was a buy one Tuesday, get one weekday, ugh! They did not even have the common decency to offer weekends as a bonus.
- I always take my nephew to the dentist on Tuesdays, so every morning he’d run down the stairs screaming, ‘It’s Tooths-day!’ Well, it is only a kid that can be that excited on a Tuesday morning; once he grows up, he will be permanently cured.
- I don’t know why people assume that being old is such a curse, it’s just like Tuesday always telling Monday, ‘You’re so outdated!’ They do act like they want to die and don’t want to reach the weekend.
- Yo! My cousin who’s a chef makes stir-fry spaghetti every Tuesday, so when you ask him what’s on the menu for the day, he’d say it’s Stir-Tuesday.
- Whenever our basketball team comes to the court for weekly Tuesday practice and they see it all wet, they’d laugh and say that someone must have dribbled all over it on Monday.
- Nah, not happy at all. During our weekly office meetings on Tuesdays, my boss insinuated that he’d want us to be as efficient as a computer and I responded that he should probably feed us with microchips then.
- A happy Tuesday indeed for some people. Not my weird cousin becoming a bestselling author on Amazon because he published a Tuesday joke book claiming that it was weak-day humor.
- With the clouds gathering, I feel like it will be the happiest Tuesday that I’ve had in a long time. Since I don’t have to go to work, nothing beats having a day off because it’s a rainy Tuesday.
- My boss caught me partying hard during the weekend and when he asked me why I always seemed tired at work yet active on weekends, I responded that Tuesday is a weak day.
- I hope so. I’ll be going to my Uncle’s place who is a lawyer and he loves engaging me in a debate on Tuesdays, he’d call it Argumentative Tuesday.
- My pupils are always excited about Tuesdays because we play the knock-knock game, and their response is always the same, “It is Lettuce Tuesday!”
- Are you ready for Tuesday’s motivation then? One should always treat life like a Taco Tuesday, ‘cause coming in a shell protects you from unnecessary disappointments.
- I have another Tuesday motivation for you. Do you know why you can’t be like Taco Tuesday? Cause you need to come out of your shell or go to therapy.
- Do you mean another day to hustle and grind? I wish I could become a fast food so that I can win all races of life and be faster than my problems.
- I’m dedicating this Tuesday to all Virgos and Aries who are always shy on Taco Tuesdays cause they don’t want to spill the beans.
- Aside from simply saying “Happy Tuesday,” another way to say a proper goodbye on a Taco Tuesday is to wrap things up.
- Well, it did start happily, then along the line, Mark went to the beach and sunbathed for a little too long on a Taco Tuesday, now he’s extra crispy.
- I couldn’t be happier cause I’m going for my weakly book club meeting and they’ll be reading my favorite story for Taco Tuesday – the spicy one!
- Would be happier if my dumb brother would stop playing loud music so early in the morning; he claims it’s Taco Tuesday and he will be playing his favorite “wraps!”
- Not a happy Tuesday though cause my brother will be having a rehearsal with his band and he has refused to insulate the garage. He claims that he has a jam session with the guys, might as well name the band, the Pancakes, ugh!
- Nah, it’ll just be happy for my dad cause he tells pancake jokes on Tuesdays. He believes it’s flatter and funnier especially when told alongside a plate of Taco.
- Every happy Tuesday reminds me of my time in Paris during my PhD. Someone would knock on my door and scream, ‘C’est Mardi!’ And I would respond with, “Come in!” Forgetting that they’re just simply reminding me that it’s sports day.
- Oh no! Are you about to tell me the Mardi Gras joke? Let me warn you then, I won’t find it funny cause I consider all Mardi Gras jokes too broad to be true.
- I’m dying of laughter right now. I asked my sister why ‘Karen’ was so noisy like a Mardi Gras parade, and she responded that maybe it was because she had a float-altitude.
- This reminds me of a Tuesday a few months ago. I asked my colleague to stand in for me cause I wanted to attend a Mardi Gras parade and he took a mask and covered his face, then with a funny voice said, “I got you covered!”
- Oh, we don’t say that anymore darling. Last Halloween fell on a Tuesday and in the spirit of celebration, someone went overboard and murdered Monday.
- Whenever my shift falls on a Mardi Gras, the day always hurries by as if it’s trying to catch up with the fun – a happy Tuesday indeed!
- It will be a happy Tuesday for me cause I intend to indulge in all my guilty pleasures. After all, the best part about eating a lot on Mardi Gras is that the calories don’t count.
- I’ll share with you a well-known tradition concerning Tuesdays. There is an unspoken rule that you don’t tell secrets on Mardi Gras cause everyone tends to spill the beads.
- When wishing old Mrs. Williams a happy Tuesday, ensure not to tell her anything juicy, unless you want everyone in your business. She floats like a Mardi Gras and has trouble keeping secrets because she is full of tales.
Final Words,
Now that I have listed these sweet responses, you have a 100-week assurance that you will never run out of sweet responses to give to a person who wishes a Happy Tuesday.
These responses range from simple, thoughtful, sarcastic, and funny. Feel free to share with us other creative responses you may know or have said to someone before in the comment section below.
