DnD Players are people who partake in the roleplaying game called Dungeons and Dragons. If you are a Dungeons and Dragons Master, I am sure you will want to make sure that the DnD session you are hosting or others you will be partaking in are always lively and fun-filled experiences.
One of the ways you can achieve this is to ask questions that are either inherently funny or would provoke funny answers.
In this article, I am going to show you 20 funny questions to ask DnD players that will bring some laughter to your DnD gaming sessions. Let’s get into them already.
20 Funny Questions to Ask DnD Players
The following are some very funny questions that you can ask DnD players while you are about to start playing, during the course of the game, or at the end of the game:
- Which of your worst traits did you secretly gift your character, and how are they totally embarrassing you in-game?
- What’s the funniest thing you have done to make your character lucky in a game?
- What do you think would be your character’s career choice?
- Are you willing to forsake everything for the sake of our DnD campaign?
- Are you sure your mum is cool with you playing DnD?
- What do you think will be your dad’s response to you failing in school but killing it in DnD?
- What is the worst name you have given your character and why?
- Which one of us would most likely be eliminated from the game if we were to be transported into the game?
- What is the most incredible thing you did on a DnD gameplay that makes you laugh whenever you recall?
- Can you share a silly mistake you made on a DnD gameplay that made your group lose?
- Which adventure gave you so much hope that you were winning and before you knew it, you lost?
- If you could transform any of your family members into a character in DnD, who will you turn them to?
- Why do you spend so much time playing this game seeing as you won’t be rewarded?
- Have you composed a song adoring your character?
- Can you share your experience on the worst team you have ever been on in a DnD game?
- Have you ever had a dream where you were a DnD character?
- What’s the lamest catchphrase you have used for your DnD character?
- What is one of the most unnecessary gear you have bought in DnD?
- What’s a magical creature in DnD that scares you the most?
- What’s the first thing you do if you are found in a DnD gameplay?
Which Of Your Worst Traits Did You Secretly Gift Your Character, And How Are They Totally Embarrassing You In-Game?
If you are looking to get your players in a cheerful mood, one of the ways to do this is to ask one of the players, “Which of your worst traits did you secretly gift your character, and how are they totally embarrassing you in-game?”
This is a funny attempt to ask the person about their character and something they hoped would have worked out well but turned out to be a misadventure.
What’s The Funniest Thing You Have Done to Make Your Character Lucky in a Game?
It can be funny to learn about the lengths people who play Dungeons and Dragons go to in order to get lucky. When you are asking a player what the funniest thing they have done to make their character lucky, you are going to be surprised how far they are willing to go when they play.
This question is going to help share hearty laughter while it will help you understand the kind of people you are playing against, understanding the extent they can go with playing the game.
What Do You Think Would Be Your Character’s Career Choice?
This is one question that could force your players to think and force a smile amongst the players. Allowing them to think for a while about what their ranger character or wizard character may want to do if they were to leave the Dungeons and Dragons world.
Your fellow DnD players are going to have a lot of answers to give that are definitely going to be hilarious. It is a good way to get the mood lighter while you play.
Are You Willing to Forsake Everything for the Sake of Our DnD Campaign?
Why would you want to forsake everything going on in your life because of a Dungeons and Dragons game? Sounds hilarious, I know right? Think of the responses you will get from other players when you ask them this question.
It looks like a serious question given the nature, but we all know no player is forsaking his whole life for a DND campaign.
Well, we don’t quite know until we start to ask. This is definitely a fun question to ask your players.
Are You Sure Your Mom Is Cool With You Playing DnD?
Asking players if they are sure their mom is cool with them playing DND is a humorous way of saying if you are caught, that’s the end for you.
The average teenage player is scared of their mom and wouldn’t want to receive a ban for playing DnD. This will definitely generate funny reactions from the players.
What Do You Think Will Be Your Dad’s Response To You Failing In School But Killing It In DnD?
While moms can be scary at times, you really don’t want to incur the wrath of a dad. And not just any dad but the wrath of a dad whose kid is killing it at DnD but is failing mathematics in school.
No parent is going to be happy with the idea that their children are doing poorly academically and winging it effortlessly in extracurricular activities. The children are going to have an idea or two when they are confronted with this fact and it will be hilarious to hear some of them.
What Is The Worst Name You Have Given Your Character And Why?
No player is the master of naming a character, and naming a character sometimes might be so cringe-worthy.
Asking a DND player the ‘’worst name you have given your character and reasons why” will be a very cringeworthy moment leading to laughter outbursts.
Which One of Us Would Most Likely Be Eliminated From The Game If We Were To Be Transported Into The Game?
In a game, no matter how good the team may be, there must always be a winner, and if in a team, there are always those that stand out.
Asking who would most likely be eliminated from the game if they were to be transported into the game is a fun way to know each character’s ranking.
What Is The Most Incredible Thing You Did On A Dnd Gameplay That Makes You Laugh When You Recall?
As a player, we all have that one play that stuck to our memory, something so unexpected that still makes you laugh.
When you ask your player this question, you dive into unforgettable memories that make the Dungeons and Dragons experience so special.
Can You Share A Silly Mistake You Made On A DnD Gameplay That Made Your Group Lose?
Asking players to recall a time when they made a funny blunder that cost the group can spark plenty of amusement around the table. It works especially well when everyone is comfortable laughing at themselves.
If you have ever played DnD, you know that even the best plans can fail at some point.
Which Adventure Gave You So Much Hope That You Were Winning and Before You Knew It, You Lost It?
This question is perfect for players who have tasted the sweet promise of victory only to have it yanked away in classic DnD style.
It’s a fun way to relive those “we’ve got this” moments that quickly turned into “how did this go so wrong?”
If You Could Transform Any Of Your Family Members Into A Character In DnD, Who Will You Turn Them Into?
This is a playful and personal way to inject some humor into the group.
It works especially well when you have players who enjoy blending their real lives with the game’s fantasy elements. Maybe your stern father would make a great Paladin, always following the rules to a fault.
Why Do You Spend So Much Time Playing This Game, Seeing As You Won’t Be Rewarded?
This is a curious attempt to get into the minds of the players. A game without any trophies or leaderboards whatsoever.
Asking this question will require responses witty and full of humor from the entire table of players.
Have You Ever Felt the Need to Compose A Song Adoring Your Character?
Composing a song for a non-player character has to be the highest form of nerdiness. Imagine just sitting in your bedroom and singing to your gaming character.
Asking a player this question will most likely cause him to be a bit shy and receive a taunt from his group.
Can You Share Your Experience On The Worst Team You Have Ever Been On In A DnD Game?
This question works best when everyone is in a relaxed mood and comfortable enough to poke fun at past misadventures.
Maybe you had a party where every character was a rogue, and everyone tried to sneak past a dragon only to trip over each other.
Have You Ever Had A Dream Where You Were A DnD Character?
If you’ve ever been so immersed in a DnD campaign that it followed you into your dreams, you’re not alone. Sometimes, after a particularly intense session, your mind might wander into the world of magic, monsters, and mayhem even while you’re asleep.
This question is a fun way to explore just how deep DnD has registered into your players’ subconscious.
What’s The Lamest Catchphrase You Have Used For Your DnD Character?
Every gamer is aware that catchphrases are great additions to your character.
This question works especially well for players who have had their character for a while and tried different catchphrases over time. It’s funny, and helps break down any pressure to be “cool” or overly serious.
What Is One Of The Most Unnecessary Gear You Have Bought In DnD?
In Dungeons & Dragons, shopping for gear is an adventure in itself, but sometimes we end up buying items that sound useful at first but turn out to be completely unnecessary (or hilariously pointless).
Asking your players about their most unnecessary gear purchases is a great way to spark some laughs and reminisce about those moments when practicality went out the window.
What’s A Magical Creature In DnD That Scares You The Most?
As much as we like playing DnD there is that one character or magical creature that scares each player.
Asking your players what magical creature scares them the most is a good way to reveal how fearful they are of a certain creature.
What’s The First Thing You Do If You Wake Up In A DnD Gameplay?
Imagine you are peacefully asleep during a long rest, and suddenly you’re jolted awake by a shout and realize you are not in your bed anymore but in a DnD gameplay.
This question is a hilarious way to explore how players react under pressure. It’s a lighthearted attempt that reveal whether your fellow adventurers are the type to jump into action or fumble around in confusion.
Final Thoughts
Dungeons and Dragons is about imagination, adventure, and connection. But, aside from big quests and heroic exploits, some of the best moments are simply laughing with your fellow gamers.
Asking hilarious, out-of-character questions can bring everyone together, lighten the mood, and create even more memorable encounters around the table.
Whether you’re making fun of an amusing character decision or learning about each other’s most absurd catchphrases, these 20 questions will generate plenty of laughter. Which ones are your favorites?
