When you go for a photography session, what exactly do you discuss with the photographer? Or perhaps you are interviewing a photographer and you are looking for interesting questions to ask?
There are many reasons why you will need the funny questions in this article to keep the conversation going.
You may be a photographer reading this or you are about to go to the studio or you are about to attend a photography event and you wish to keep the conversation smooth and hearty.
This article will enlighten you with twenty (20) different hilarious questions you can ask a photographer. And what more? It comes with equally hilarious responses that will get you rolling on the floor with laughter.
20 Funny Questions to Ask a Photographer
- Why do the Gen Z’s and the Gen Alphas not know great jokes about photography that were popular in the 80s?
- Do you know why your camera should stop dreaming about a career in photography?
- If your camera was a woman, what would be the greatest problem that you would have with her?
- Why do photographers have a reputation for having positive toxicity?
- What could make you not be offended if your partner shot you?
- Why was the street photographer arrested for taking random people’s pictures?
- I see that your wife is a photo critic, so why did she choose to marry you, a photographer?
- They claimed to withdraw your invite cause you are usually unpredictable, do you think then that that is a valid reason?
- What is the best tool that you would advise photographers to use while hanging up their photos?
- You are quite multitalented – a great photographer and musician – what is the secret?
- What made the photos of light bulbs you took too close to the sun to spoil?
- Your camera is so pumped for Christmas and New Year, what could be the reason?
- What is making your pictures tired after years at your photography studio?
- You are worried that all the edges of your photos are not bright, have you found the cause of the problem?
- What did you say to your employees at the studio the day you felt stressed with so much work?
- What is the romantic line you used on your wife that made her agree to date and marry you? I said, ‘Are you a camera?
- You have got photography skills but you don’t seem to be taking it seriously right now, what could be the reason?
- Why are individuals who have had bad encounters with cameras in their childhood reluctant to pursue photography as a profession?
- Why do photographers never get offended by embarrassing jokes made about their cameras?
- Why did your wife put a backup camera in the front of the new car you got her?
Why Do The Gen Z’s And The Gen Alphas Not Know Great Jokes About Photography That Was Popular In The 80s?
A good photo usually takes time to develop so when great jokes about photography take so many centuries to develop, it should be considered normal by photographers.
Mind you, not all photographers have heard this joke before, so if they find it difficult to catch the joke, then you may need to give them the corresponding response.
- Do you know why Gen Zs and Gen Alphas do not know great jokes about photography which was popular in the 80s?
- The millennials did not know anything about developing a photo.
Do You Know Why Your Camera Should Stop Dreaming About a Career In Photography?
If you are familiar with the ADHD condition, you will know that they find it quite difficult to stay focused just like a camera. However, when they finally do, they tend to achieve a lot.
- Do you know why your camera should stop dreaming about a career in photography?
- Because he/she has ADHD and cannot remain focused.
If Your Camera Was a Woman, What Would Be The Greatest Problem That You Will Have With Her?
Have you ever tried to shut a woman on a roll-up? It’s nearly as impossible as trying to stop a moving roller coaster. This explanation should give you insight into what the joke is, but if you still don’t get it, check out the response.
- What would be your greatest problem with your camera, if it was a woman?
- Oh, that will be trying to shutter up.
Why Do Photographers Have The Reputation Of Having Positive Toxicity?
On the surface, having positive toxicity may appear like it’s something good but then, it makes one live in denial instead of facing the issues head-on.
- Why do photographers have a reputation for having positive toxicity?
- ‘Cause they refuse to focus on the negatives.
What could make you not be offended if your partner shot you?
At first glance, this seems like a tricky question, but a photographer should be able to detect the joke in the question.
- If your partner shot you, what could make you not to be offended?
- Well, if the photos turn out great.
Why was the street photographer arrested for taking random people’s pictures?
If indecent exposure is a crime in your state, then of course there is every likelihood that most photographers will be arrested. The idea behind this joke is that most photos need ‘exposure’ to develop properly.
- Hey, why was the street photographer arrested for taking random people’s pictures?
- He was accused of indecent exposure which is a crime.
I see that your wife is a photo critic, so why did she choose to marry you, a photographer?
Just like it is weird for a food critic to marry a chef, so it is weird for a photo critic to marry a photographer, but if she likes his perspective it could actually work.
- I see that your wife is a photo critic, so why did she choose to marry you, a photographer?
- It would appear that she liked my perspective or would I say my shots.
They claimed to withdraw your invite cause you are usually unpredictable, do you think then that that is a valid reason?
This funny question is better understood if you know the most suitable response for it. The response could be creatively anything, but for this question, we will be using a pun-intended response.
- Do you think that your unpredictability is a valid reason to withdraw your invite?
- Well, I don’t blame them ‘cause they probably thought that I will lose my Canon again.
What is the best tool that you would advise photographers to use while hanging up their photos?
If I use pegs to hang my clothes, then what should stop me from using Jpegs to hand my photos?
- What is the best tool that you would advise photographers to use while hanging up their photos?
- Jpegs does the trick for me.
You Are Quite Multitalented – a Great Photographer And Musician – What Is The Secret?
A word could mean something in photography and mean something else in music. For this funny question, the response to this question will have the word ‘composition’ which is the glue holding the two together.
- You are quite multitalented – a great photographer and musician – what is the secret?
- I am able to spot a good composition when I see one.
What Made The Photos Of Light Bulbs You Took Too Close To The Sun To Spoil?
What makes the perfect photo is giving it the right amount of exposure while developing it. Hence, where there is too much exposure, it can disrupt its correct development.
- What made the photos of light bulbs you took too close to the sun to spoil?
- The problem was too much exposure.
Your camera is so pumped for Christmas and New year, what could be the reason?
If we humans can be so pumped for the holidays such as Christmas and New year, then why can’t a photographer’s camera? Especially when it is bound to reach its resolution.
- Your camera is so pumped for Christmas and New year, what could be the reason?
- I guess it is finally going to reach its resolution this time around.
What is making your pictures tired after years at your photography studio?
Do pictures get tired? And if they do, what do they do about it? I don’t know about you, but I believe that that is an interesting question to ask a photographer.
- What is making your pictures tired after years at your photography studio?
- Whenever they reach their saturation point, they want out.
You are worried that all the edges of your photos are not bright, have you found the cause of the problem?
Every photographer understands what it means to vignette a photo, but what if they are just starting out and they are not aware that what they are doing is called vignetting. Imagine how panicked that ignorance will make them.
- You are worried that all the edges of your photos are not bright, have you found the cause of the problem?
- I have checked to see what the problem could be and I believe that I’m vignetting something.
What did you say to your employees at the studio the day you felt stressed with so much work?
If a camera snaps, then is the photographer allowed to snap too? There are different ways to ask pun-intended questions and make them quite hilarious, and this is just one of them.
- What did you say to your employees at the studio the day you felt stressed with so much work?
- I just told them that I may snap at any minute if they don’t get active.
What is the romantic line you used on your wife that made her agree to date and marry you?
This question and its response is not only funny, but can educate you on a pick up line to use on your crush or your girlfriend. I mean, even photographers got game when it comes to relationships.
- What is the romantic line you used on your wife that made her agree to date and marry you?
- I said, ‘Are you a camera? ‘Cause I can really picture us together in the future.
You’ve got photography skills but you don’t seem to be taking it seriously right now, what could be the reason?
If a person takes photography as a hobby instead of a profession, are they still qualified to be called a photographer? Who knows? They could still be developing it as a hobby until they decide to pursue it full-time.
- You’ve got photography skills but you don’t seem to be taking it seriously right now, what could be the reason?
- Well, since I already have a good-paying job, I am merely developing it as a hobby right now.
Why are individuals who have had bad encounters with cameras in their childhood reluctant to pursue photography as a profession?
Could it be that the reason why you are not good at getting that perfect picture is because of the flashbacks of your bad childhood that you keep having?
- It could be that they can’t get over the flashbacks that they are experiencing so they will need to go for therapy.
Why Do Photographers Never Get Offended By Embarrassing Jokes Made About Their Cameras?
Anything that appears in a flash should also disappear as such which is why photographers don’t take insults seriously.
- I would assume that the jokes disappear in a flash so they don’t take it seriously.
Why Did Your Wife Put a Backup Camera In The Front Of The New Car You Got Her?
If you get married to a photographer or you are one, then don’t be surprised when your partner learns a thing or two about using cameras and becomes inventive with it.
- She claims that she never wants to look back so that she does not turn to a pillar of salt.
To End With
Most of the questions asked in this article are funnier when paired with the right response. Sometimes, to get the joke, you may need to see the response that a photographer would have likely given to the questions.
Whether paired or not, this is just the right amount of hilarious questions you could likely ask a photographer.
