What or who exactly is a furry? In case you’ve never heard of a furry before, it will be explained properly to you in this article right before you are introduced to twenty (20) hilarious questions that you can ask a furry.
To begin with, a furry is a person who belongs to a larger group of persons who are interested in animals that have human characteristics, especially cartoon characters. In simpler terms, it refers to a person who loves to dress up as a fur animal and identifies with it.
What could be the best way to open up a conversation with a furry or a furry person? My guess would be to use humor, a joke, or a funny question.
This is twenty (20) funny questions to ask a furry and some equally hilarious responses have been compiled for you. Read it till the end and be sure to share what you think!
What Question Can You Ask a Furry
- I would love to get a new furry suit, what will it cost me?
- Heard the FBI was following you, how is that possible?
- You seem to have a lot in common with fast food, what do you guys share in common?
- What’s a bad character trait that all furries have?
- Why do all furries rarely maintain a healthy and long relationship?
- Most people especially those that cannot swim are never afraid to go on a furry, what could be the reason?
- Furries are quite interesting, how do you think they like it in bed?
- If a person were to treat you weekly, where would you like to be taken to?
- You turned to a furry to escape depression, did it work?
- Furries are rarely submissive, how do I locate a submissive one?
- I may be wrong but I met a duck today that speaks, could it be a furry?
- You’re quite picky when it comes to relationships, but then you get turned on by chickens, how is that possible?
- I saw that you were really sorry when you offended the other furry, how did you show that you were sorry?
- You are sometimes called a joke, do you think you share some similarities?
- You belong to a furry hip-hop group, what do you guys call yourselves?
- Seeing that there are different versions of you, how do I refer to the insect version of you?
- Have you ever had a gun pointed at you and when you were, what did you say?
- What makes you so different from a person selling extended auto warranties?
- Heard you were laid off at work and still got laid at the same time, what do you call that?
- I guess that people identify based on what attracts them, thus a person who is attracted to a furry would identify as what?
I would love to get a new furry suit, what will it cost me?
Getting a furry suit means that you are subscribing to be shameless and stand for what you identify with. This is because people will have a lot to say when they say you are dressing in a fur cloth that represents an animal.
- I would love to get a new furry suit, what will it cost me?
- Your dignity.
Heard the FBI was following you, how is that possible?
This funny question is derived from the fact that an animal is quite good at getting away from what they consider predators or dangerous, so when a predator (such as the FBI) succeeds at following them properly, it could be that they ‘tailed’ them.
- Heard the FBI was following you, how is that possible?
- They’ve been on my tail
You seem to have a lot in common with fast food, what do you guys share in common?
Real fur animals love hot dogs, so the idea behind this funny question centers on the fact that furries should also love hotdogs since they are similar.
- You seem to have a lot in common with fast food, what do you guys share in common?
- Our love for hotdogs.
What’s a bad character trait that all furries have?
This question centers around the fact that since furries wear something like a cloak, it is hard to determine their true nature. It also centers around the comparison to a fur baby wearing a collar.
- What’s a bad character trait that all furries have?
- We know how to hide our true collars.
Why do all furries rarely maintain a healthy and long relationship?
A cheetah is also a fur animal that furries identify with. Hence, because it is a homophone to a ‘cheater’ in a relationship, it is then used as a joke to compare the two.
- Why do all furries rarely maintain healthy and long relationships?
- ‘Cause most of them are cheetahs.
Most people, especially those who cannot swim are never afraid to go on a furry, what could be the reason?
This funny question is founded on the comparison between a furry used to transport people across the water and furries.
- Most people, especially those that cannot swim are never afraid to go on a furry, what could be the reason?
- There’s always a furst-aid on board.
Furries are quite interesting, how do you think they like it in bed?
This funny question is a little suggestive and the humor centers around determining how good furries are in bed. Since fur animals are known to whoof, ruff, and roar, the sounds they make are then used to compare.
- Furries are quite interesting, how do you think they like it in bed?
- They like it ruff and rawr.
If a person were to treat you weekly, where would you like to be taken to?
This funny question focuses on the similarity that fur babies share with furries when it comes to receiving treats, and the fact that a furry should choose something that a fur baby will likely choose – a walk to the zoo.
- If a person were to treat you weekly, where would you like to be taken to?
- A Zootopia.
You turned to a furry to escape depression, did it work?
This funny question centers on the humor that most people would love to become a fur baby to escape the depression that comes with being a furry.
It is also a dark humor that if someone successfully becomes a fur baby, then they can escape depression by having the vet euthanize them.
- You turned to a furry to escape depression, did it work?
- The veterinarian refused to euthanize me.
Furries are rarely submissive, how do I locate a submissive one?
This funny question is mostly used when someone wants to compare a stubborn furry to a submissive one. To furries, submissive ones are referred to as subwoofers hence the joke.
- Furries are rarely submissive, how do I locate a submissive one?
- Just ask for a subwoofer.
I may be wrong but I met a duck today that speaks, could it be a furry?
The funny question covers the fact a duck cannot speak, so seeing one that can will be extremely hilarious. It also centers around the fact that a furry can manifest as a duck, hence the healthy comparison.
- I may be wrong but I met a duck today that speaks, could it be a furry?
- Yes it is, ‘cause ducks can’t speak.
You’re quite picky when it comes to relationships, but then you get turned on by chickens, how is that possible?
This funny question humors a furry who is picky when it comes to relationships, however, they get attracted to things that are supposedly way below them.
It can also refer to comparisons to food, that is, a person who is picky with what they eat but then love only chicken. The word ‘hen-thigh’ enthusiast symbolizes the genesis of a furry’s love for chicken.
- You’re quite picky when it comes to relationships, but then you get turned on by chickens, how is that possible?
- I am a Hen-Thigh enthusiast.
I saw that you were really sorry when you offended the other furry, how did you show that you were sorry?
Usually, when a human offends another, they apologise, but if it is a furry the word ‘anthropology’ is used as a mock way to symbolise an apology by a furry.
- I saw that you were really sorry when you offended the other furry, how did you show that you were sorry?
- I simply gave an anthropology.
You are sometimes called a joke, do you think you share some similarities?
This question is culled from the idea that to pass a joke properly, you have to tell it wholly. In that same context, it is compared to a furry that has to be seen whole else they ‘die’.
The word ‘die’ used in the response below does not mean to lose one’s life but to lose one’s identity.
- You are sometimes called a joke, do you think you share some similarities?
- We are better swallowed whole, cause if we are dissected, we both die.
You belong to a furry hip-hop group, what do you guys call yourselves?
The idea behind this funny question is that Furries usually have a hip-hop group with funny names. Asking someone this question is a way to find out what weird name his/her band has decided to call themselves.
Note that the aim is not meant to mock but to learn and laugh.
- You belong to a furry hip-hop group, what do you guys call yourselves?
- The Uwu-Tang Clan
Seeing that there are different versions of you, how do I refer to the insect version of you?
The idea behind being a furry is that you can choose to identify with any fur baby that you want and you can even choose what you are called. Both the question and the response are meant to provoke smiles and laughter.
- Seeing that there are different versions of you, how do I refer to the insect version of you?
- Call them Creepy.
Have you ever had a gun pointed at you and when you were, what did you say?
The term ONO is a homophone that refers to both the exclamation ‘oh no’ and the term popular with the furry community. The former is used in dangerous situations such as when a gun is pointed at you.
- Have you ever had a gun pointed at you and when you were, what did you say?
- ONO
What makes you so different from a person selling extended auto warranties?
People who sell auto warranties never really bother anyone because the idea is to ensure that no one uses their warranty. It’s a joke in the investment world and that is where this question is culled from.
- What makes you so different from a person selling extended auto warranties?
- We never bother anyone.
Heard You Were Laid Off At Work And Still Got Laid At The Same Time, What Do You Call That?
This funny question is culled from the comparison of a furry being fired from and at the same time getting some joy from performing some activity. It is a dirty joke which should be taken with an open mind.
- Heard you were laid off at work and still got laid at the same time, what do you call that?
- A furloughed fur load.
I Guess That People Identify Based On What Attracts Them, Thus a Person Who Is Attracted To a Furry Would Identify As What?
This question is culled from the idea that anyone attracted to a furry must be a special person which is why they are given the special name ‘a Douglas furry’.
- I guess that people identify based on what attracts them, thus a person who is attracted to a furry would identify as what?
- A Douglas furry.
Conclusively,
Now that I know at least twenty (20) funny questions to ask a furry, I can’t wait to meet one. Hopefully, the one I meet shares the same sense of humour as I do, so that the conversation will be as smooth as a furry!
