If you love posting memes every day on your social media pages or stories, then you’ve just hit a goldmine with this blog article. Christmas is coming soon and we have enough memes for you to post every day in the month of December.
This article contains fifty (50) early Christmas memes that are both hilarious and relatable and will get your audience laughing in no time.
50 early christmas memes
When it’s Christmas morning & no one wants to take breakfast shots with you (They also called me an alcoholic.)
The idea of breakfast ‘shots’ is to take early Christmas pictures. However, when it is used as a pun, ‘the shots’ will mean alcoholic drinks.
The humor lies in the fact that the person speaking does not see anything bad with taking some shots while others see him/her as an alcoholic.
POV: Me because I closed my eyes in January and opened it in December
This meme is used to refer to the fact that the year has passed by so fast. For some people, when they get so busy with yearly activities, they don’t keep track of time, till it crawls up on them.
Me after others complain that it’s still too early to be listening to Christmas songs and putting the tree up
Some people love Christmas so much that even when it is still the month of November, they are already playing Christmas songs and getting into the Christmas spirit.
Who approved this? Santa is supposed to ride on the sleigh and NOT on the reindeer
Usually, Santa rides on a sleigh when sharing Christmas gifts with families but putting Santa on the reindeer is a costly mistake that will make children suspect the existence of Santa.
When my family asks me what I want for Christmas…
Christmas is a period of love and sharing of gifts while others are moderate with the gift they want, others are shameless enough to ask for the world.
When you’re about to have your 10th mental breakdown of the day because Santa bribes are no longer working, your kids don’t want to stop arguing and you have a million things to do
Christmas is a period when trying to get everyone together and organized is almost impossible, and can make you go crazy.
Me: Do you think we will have an expensive Christmas this year?My husband: If you jingle my bells, it will be more expensive than you ever thought
This is just a naughty convo between a husband and wife who are planning how their Christmas will be.
Me planning to have a detty December
We’re always asked to think big, but some of us can be extra in our minds. Hopefully, the account balance brings us back to our senses.
Me trying to psych myself up for Christmas, even though I’m emotionally overwhelmed
Some people try so hard to be excited about Christmas but then they get overwhelmed with work and other things that need to be handled.
Christmas enthusiasts on 1st December
Christmas is definitely on the 25th of December but some people like to move ahead of others.
My therapist: Aside from money, what else do you want for Christmas? Me: The money you just put aside
Therapists are experienced in knowing what people need but I’m sure that your therapist will be shocked at what you want/need for Christmas.
How kids sleep through the chaos of Christmas
Kids have been known to sleep in weird places and at weird times, so it won’t be a surprise if they sleep through the chaos of Christmas and wake up asking for food.
Please don’t ask Santa for a hot girl this Christmas ‘cause I can’t be everywhere at once
This meme is a humorous way to show that you are self-aware about how good you look. Well, who can blame you? You were born like that.
My mental health when we already in December and I have no money, the kids are making demands, my boss is not saying anything about a break and I can’t find the Christmas spirit anywhere in the store
So many people plan ahead of time for Christmas, but then there are those of us who don’t have our sh*t together. Smh.
After I lied about Santa and my 6 years old comes to tell me that Santa is at the door
When we were little, our parents lied to us about Santa and of course, we tried to repeat the cycle with our children but then they turned out to be smarter than us.
Me after I discover ‘minimalist nativity setting’
This concept symbolizes being creative with one’s Christmas decorations by using what’s available to tell the story of the savior’s birth.
Why are there so many charges on my card? Did you buy more Christmas decor?
Well, it would not be that ‘Christmas’ if the decorations are not enough. Just pick up the nearest card and make the most of Christmas.
My neighbour’s decor on the first of December
It’s okay to be enthusiastic and excited about the holiday but some people can be more enthusiastic than others.
When the Christmas playlist changes to ‘Single bells, single bells, single all the way…’, and everyone turns to look at me
Christmas is about spending time with family, but if every other person is hitched and you’re yet to be, family may not be that fun this Christmas.
Men wrapping Christmas presents
Men might be handy with some things around the house but it’s surprising that when it comes to the simplest of things, they become clueless.
It’s 100 days until Christmas. Meanwhile my enthusiastic neighbour
Still on the topic of people who are enthusiastic about the holiday. This meme is used when you have such a person as a neighbor.
Me: What do you want for Christmas this year? Unrealistic millennials: For my groceries, gas, and utilities bills to be paid for
When we were children, we wanted the most unassuming and innocent gifts for Christmas, but now as adults, if you could have some responsibilities taken off you, it would be the best Christmas gift.
Santa is a judgy little b*tch and I’m done with him
There’s a saying that Santa gives gifts to those who have been good throughout the year, so when you don’t get what you want from Santa it is assumed that you’ve been judged.
Me opening the door for the cops after I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper
Mums may be lenient about lots of things but they don’t joke about things like their fabric scissors.
Santa trying to decide if there are enough people on the nice list to even make the trip
While Christmas is a beautiful time for us, it is a stressful time for Santa, his elves, and the reindeer, so pardon him if he’s having second thoughts about making the trip.
As soon as the last trick or treater leaves on 31st October
After Halloween is usually followed by Thanksgiving after which is Christmas but when you meet a Christmas enthusiast, the order is reversed.
Mum: Why aren’t you reading your Christmas cards? Me: I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to make money
While others are feeling all mushy and excited about Christmas, others are busy with making money ‘cause there are bills to pay.
Me: For Christmas I want a dragon. Santa: Be realistic
Santa considers some requests more realistic than others which is why getting a lady a dragon seems more realistic than getting her a boyfriend.
Me thinking of the perfect excuse for not getting my friends a Christmas gift
If you and your friends have made plans to exchange gifts for Christmas, but you don’t have a gift for them, then you better come up with a great excuse.
If I ever win the lottery during Christmas, I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs
Everyone is praying for a Christmas miracle, and if yours comes in the form of a lottery, then you should let the signs show.
People excited about 2025. Meanwhile, me still processing 2024
While we are still trying to celebrate the festive season in 2024, some people are already making new year resolutions; talk about being ten steps ahead of others.
If Santa was a female
Well, if Jesus can be a woman, then it won’t be too hard to believe that Santa was a female.
Finally introduced a Greek god as my boyfriend to my family during Christmas
If you are looking for the perfect time to introduce the person you are dating to your family, Christmas dinner is the safest time to do so.
Christmas girls on November 1
This meme is used when a girl is extremely excited about Christmas and she is already in a festive mood even before thanksgiving.
Me after my Christmas bonus lands in my account
The best thing about celebrating Christmas is having money to spend during the festive season.
Your mum makes you stop and takes pictures with every Christmas gift that you open
There’s nothing more exciting than having a mom who loves to build memories, ‘cause then you will take lots of Christmas pictures even when you don’t want to.
I and my brother having an ugly Christmas sweater competition
If you have a sibling who shares your love for wearing the ugliest clothes, then you guys can make it a Christmas thing.
Your mum watching you open the Christmas gift that she swore she was not getting you
There are mothers who love to surprise their children probably because they enjoy seeing that look of excitement and shock on their faces.
The way my account is looking right now, everyone is getting a dance for Christmas
If you had promised some people that they would be getting Christmas gifts but your bank account is empty then you better put on your dancing shoes.
When your neighbor turns on their Christmas lights on November 1
We all have that neighbor who loves Christmas more than others and is not afraid to show it.
Me: I didn’t get you a Christmas present ‘cause I didn’t know what to get a man who has it all
If you have a partner who is rich and can afford anything they want, getting a thoughtful gift may be tricky.
When Christmas is not yet here but you already have the holiday spirit
To some people, every day is like Christmas and they are not afraid to show it.
Me getting ready to say goodbye to my short friend because Santa will be needing his elves back soon
If you have a friend who is short, then you should send them this meme ‘cause Santa may be asking them back to work soon.
When he’s not funny but Christmas is close
If you want your man to spend money on you this holiday then you may need to work on buttering him up.
When you capture the true spirit of Christmas
The true spirit of Christmas is not a ghost but a captured moment, and it is unique to each person.
Everytime I walk in a store and see Christmas decor
If you are not into Christmas that much or you know someone who is not really into Christmas then send them this meme.
Me and my best friend writing a bucket list for Christmas
I’m sure there are some things you would love to try out during the Christmas holiday, so you can make a bucket list for it.
Me on the way to the kitchen to p*#ss my wife off by stealing more Christmas food
A happy household is one that plays a lot, so if your husband wants to play around, let him.
People getting excited for Christmas. Meanwhile, me:…
No matter how hard they try, some people just can’t get excited about Christmas.
Me when people complain that it is too early to start Christmas shopping
If you are a Christmas enthusiast then this is the right meme for you to show how excited you are about the holiday.
Final Words
There are millions of memes online and more that can be created, but the fifty in this article are specific to the Christmas holiday.
After surfing through the holiday, we have compiled some of the greatest Christmas memes.
Enjoy!
